Dear Mr. Colbert: Frankenoid again, in "that oxygen deprived, granola snarfing, watery beer making, mountain bike riding, Camelbak toting, Patagonia wearing, Norad adjacent, rectangular state bordered, John Hickenlooper mayored, high miled [sic] cesspool" known as Denver.
Last week I invited you to be the keynote speaker at the SquareState/Garden Blogging DNC Open House and Meeting of the Colorado Chocolate Fountain Caucus.
Not only that, I sweetened the offer with the promise of all the watery beer you can drink, courtesy of SquareState.net, the Convention credentialed blog for Colorado, and I promised to name our kitten after you. How could you resist both saving a dear little pootie from being called Caligula and knowing we were shouting "Steve Coal Burt" around the neighborhood as we called the cat?
I was disappointed to have not received an acceptance. But then I figured it out.
Besides, the Big Blue Bear is confined to the area by the Convention Center; it won't be anywhere near the Garden Blogging Garden. I live in the Baker Historic Neighborhood, two miles away.
So e-mail me at frankenoid at conen dot net, and I'll give you the address. The party starts at 1:00 on Sunday, August 24, and will continue as long as folks are still here.
We still have a sweet little kitty to name after you, and no Hungarians are coming. Just bloggers and delegates (although, as they are Democrats, you may find that as frightening as a house full of Big Blue Hungarian Bears).
Very truly yours, Franki
P.S. - the invitation extends to those who are not Stephen Colbert, as well as to notstephencolbert.
Dear Mr. Colbert: Frankenoid again, in "that oxygen deprived, granola snarfing, watery beer making, mountain bike riding, Camelbak toting, Patagonia wearing, Norad adjacent, rectangular state bordered, John Hickenlooper mayored, high miled [sic] cesspool" known as Denver.
Besides, the Big Blue Bear is confined to the area by the Convention Center; it won't be anywhere near the Garden Blogging Garden. I live in the Baker Historic Neighborhood, two miles away.
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